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Joke of the Day

"If Hillary debates Trump for 24 hours, what won't you hear? A word of truth."

"Saying ""guns don't kill people, bullets do"" is like saying ""I haven't raped anyone, but my dick has."""

"Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper? Knott, et al."

"You should not disagree with my spear It has a point."

"How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow? He looks for fresh prints."

"Where's the school for the blind? ... It's hard to see."

"[spelling bee] your word is 'hor d'oeuvre' ""can you use it in a sentence?"" yes...'I bet this kid can't spell hor d'oeuvre'"

"how do you make holy water boil the hell out of it"

"I have Alzheimer's AMA (Not sure if repost) Yes, this is a x-post from /r/circlejerk, but still a pretty good joke in my opinion."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The P. If the P was taken away, he would be irate"