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Joke of the Day

"Tonight is bad for me. Could everyone arrange to Wang Chung maybe some time early tomorrow afternoon?"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Well you can jelly your cock up her ass!"

"A teacher, in an attempt to get more enthusiasm from her students, asked them to write a summary of a baseball game. Within minutes, the first one was handed in. It read, ""Rain. No game today."""

"What did Mexico City say to his father before he left for college? Ciudad..."

"What are the spookiest sounds? Skeletones."

"1) Open a Kinkos style office supply store in Bel Air 2) Name it Fresh Prints 3) Make millions 4) Move to West Philadelphia"

"I'd love a video montage of every single time I've walked into a room and forgotten why I'm in there."

"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"

"I have a great motto for a sperm bank. You spank it, we bank it."

"What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail."