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Joke of the Day

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? because they can't C#"

"A girl told me how hard it is for her to gain weight. I said it's hard for me NOT to. We had a good laugh and then I punched her in the face."

"You've reached the Suicide Hotline. If you're clinically depressed, press 1. If you sent a tweet with a typo in it, press 2."

"Now I'm not saying you're old... but if you were milk I'd smell you before pouring you on my cereal."

"""Bedroom"" is an anagram of ""Boredom"" I found that out while I was having sex with my wife"

"Did you know women are fantastic at exactly 70 things? 69ers, and making sandwiches."

"What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor..."

"My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."

"Catching imaginary characters ""How much time do you waste catching imaginary characters on your phone"" my father said to me as I was playing Pokemon Go. And then he left for the temple."

"A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad dad' he said 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one' said his father !"