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Joke of the Day

"You threw. Our tea. In the harbour. And then you changed the spelling of harbour. We do not. Forget."

"Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !"

"Hey, want to hear a Top Gear joke? Morris Marina. badump-pshhh"

"Why do indie kids suck at karate? They never got past the white belt."

"All the single ladies (All the single ladies) All the single ladies (All the single ladies) Have cats."

"Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that ""Scheherezade"" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: ""Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"""

"A recent study was released on head lice stating that 95% of lice populations are resistant to treatment. Scientists are scratching their heads trying to figure out how this happened."

"What's the difference between a bum and a crust punk Patches ;D"

"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20. His father says, ""Ten dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""