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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards."
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"How does a Welshman find sheep in tall grass? Irresistible."
"Where do you send hyperactive jewish children for summer vacation? Concentration camp."
"Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving? The Redskins"
"Oh look! A guy with ""Stand-Up Comic"" in his bio unfollowed me two seconds after I followed back. That's never happened before."
"What is a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!"
"When life gives you lemons, worship the elder Gods. Take candy from a baby. Drink from a trough of blood. Who cares? None of this matters"
"""Did you hear? Grandpa got burnt the other day."" ""How badly?"" ""Well they don't fuck around at the crematorium."""
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in you ass."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."