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Joke of the Day

"All the single ladies (All the single ladies) All the single ladies (All the single ladies) Have cats."

"I once donated a pint of blood and the doctors were quite greatful. They said it contained enough alcohol to sterilize their equipment."

"How can you tell you're at a gay cookout? The hotdogs smell like shit."

"2 cannibals... ...are eating. One turns the other and says ""You know, I really don't like my sister."" The other cannibal replies ""Fine then, try the pot pie."""

"North Korean Joke Poop is like a North Korean rocket: it's produced by an ass and splashes into the water."

"You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

"How do you get wishes from cheese? You fed-a-genie!"

"I DO love to rush breathlessly into Starbucks and scream ""Is anyone in here writing a screen play? We need one! This is an emergency!"""

"COP: Your home was robbed ME: Dang I had a self-designed alarm system C: Didn't work M: Back to the drawing board C: They stole that M: Dang"

"THERAPIST: Ever had a job? ME: I once worked at a zoo T: Great! & what did you take from that? ME: Definitely not a penguin T: What M: What"