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Joke of the Day

"Hey, want to hear a Top Gear joke? Morris Marina. badump-pshhh"

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"Explain joke what do cows eat? le-moo-ns"
"Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz? Because they are sold out to crackers!"
"What's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs"
"The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP"
"I crossed the road, walked into a bar and changed a light bulb Then I realized my life is a joke..."
"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer Balls. They're under a buck."
"If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do? You go home because it's your favorite one being used Math is easy"
"Where did king Tut go to masturbate? His Jerkophagus"