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Joke of the Day
"Joke about guys cooking It's not gay as long as the mitts don't touch"
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"What is green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"There should be a multi-event competition for finding out who the funniest people in the world are. We could call it the LOLympics."
"It seems that all my cans of whoop-ass are expired."
"A guy walks into a bar... The patient then exhibited signs of a concussion and a minor subdermal hematoma. Edit: Yes, a version of, ""A guy walks into a bar... and says 'ouch'."""
"If I've learned one thing from watching horror movies, it's if you buy snacks from vending machines, you will die."
"What is the hardest part to eat in a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who went to the theater the other day? He stole the show!"
"What do gay guys call hemroids? Speed bumbs."
"How can you tell a black lady is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked."