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Joke of the Day
"Joke about guys cooking It's not gay as long as the mitts don't touch"
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"a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother"
"What did the Bra say to the Hat? I'll hang around here, you go on a head."
"What do you call a gay person from Wisconsin? A Dairy Queen"
"Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis because just a thought can lift it."
"Today I quit smoking cold turkey Turns out hot turkey is much better for smoking."
"I just witnessed an employee choking on her noodles and now I feel sorry for her husband."
"If I ever go to prison, I know exactly what I'm going to nickname myself... Mitochondria! That way everyone will know I'm the powerhouse of the cell."
"What kind of file makes a hole bigger?? A Pedophile"
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? E V E R Y W H E R E"