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Joke of the Day
"Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters! This month, lunch is on me."
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"What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven Sorry"
"4-year-old: I put my Barbie in the tanning bed. Me: You don't have a Barbie tanning bed. 4: Me: *sprints to the toaster*"
"One night stand I felt so bad about my one night stand. I think I'll buy another one for the other side of the bed."
"How do you know that ET is a Donald Trump supporter? Because he looks like one."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THATS NOT FUNNY!"
"What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon? One hits the spot..."
"Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra before comitting suicide He died hard"
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash, who survives? No one, the was a major gas leak, and someone lit a match, and the plane exploded, killing everyone inside."
"Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies."