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Joke of the Day
"Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters! This month, lunch is on me."
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"Intellectual Jokes as in: Yo mama so wide she didn't fit through the Thermopylae Pass or she so fat she didn't fit through the last circle in Dante's Inferno. Let's get this thread ballin'."
"""All the single ladies... All the single ladies... All the single ladies..."" - list of girls who wouldn't talk to me in high school"
"I have a new party trick. I swallow two bits of string and an hour later they come out my arse tied together... I shit you knot!"
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"I just got LASIK done and I highly recommend it to everyone thinking about it. 20/20, would do again."
"Boss: ""Are you texting?"" Me: ""No, I'm Tweeting."" Boss: ""What's the difference?"" Me: ""Texting would imply that I have friends."""
"If I went to the capitol of South Korea with my Australian girlfriend Would that make her my Seoul-Mate?"
"What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in."
"Breaking News: horse in barn has emergency operation... Update: do not worry, he is in a stable condition."