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Joke of the Day

"If I went to the capitol of South Korea with my Australian girlfriend Would that make her my Seoul-Mate?"

"What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership? Reddit."

"I'm starting a new Egyptian fraternity, would you like to join? It's called Delta Delta Delta."

"Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they're so basic."

"After sex, a girl once told me I had a small penis. She was cool, though. She never told any of her friends... She never told anyone. Anything. Ever. Again."

"Golfer: ""I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."" Caddy: ""I doubt you could keep your head down that long."""

"don't kid yourself, the pace at which the cursor blinks before a blank space in a document is the actual heartbeat of God"

"How does a witch tell time? With a witchwatch."

"Best joke in the world? Women's rights."

"You know what they call alternative facts that are true? Facts."