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Joke of the Day
"Never lie! Said Mommy to little Timmy and handed him over to Santa."
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"Are the Nazis who fought in WWII veteran-Aryans? And can I bring my dog to them for a checkup?"
"How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is."
"Luke: Lightsabers cut through anything. Ninja: So does a samurai sword. L: But does it make a cool noise? N: *cuts off Luke's other hand*"
"what did the indian chief say when his dog jumped off the cliff? dog gone"
"What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop? Polish remover"
"What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question? B)"
"Couches pull out... I don't"
"Doctor Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!"
"""What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."""