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Joke of the Day

"how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay."

"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph"

"I like coffee like I like slaves. Free"

"What type of lights were on Noah's Ark? You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!"

"When it comes to cooking herb-crusted fish... ...there's a thyme and a plaice."

"Once you go Black Eyed Peas... You never go Back Eyed Peas Source:LJW9"

"These coffee flavored rice cakes are delicious, but chewy. [eats another coaster]"

"Want to hear something really fun about science? You would. Nerd."

"why i call my girlfriend warm beer my girlfriend asked me why i sometimes call her warm beer, i told her very few want her sober but while drunk shes fair game."

"Mexicans and blacks are pretty much the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jammal"