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Joke of the Day
"Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes? She was running out of things to read."
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"Spent the last twenty minutes trying to get my sideburns even and now I'm sporting a mohawk."
"Biochemistry joke- I once went carbon dating... I was arrested because carbon was only 14"
"What did the cannibal comedian say as he battled through his steak dinner? Tough crowd."
"Why shouldn't you give a meth addict laxatives? because it's already hard enough for them to keep their shit together."
"Dyslexic guy walks into a bra."
"My girlfriend is like -100. She's a 10 but she is also imaginary"
"Why Math is like Sex?"
"When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why? She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation."
"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."