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Joke of the Day

"Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes? She was running out of things to read."

"Ah Twitter, never have so many said so much that mattered so little to so few."

"[Offensive] what did the Native Indian girl say while she was having sex? You're crushing my smokes dad."

"Moon Landing conspiracy theorists should be called Luna-tics Just posting here because r/showerthoughts doesn't allow puns."

"How many radical, trans, love-fluid, non-binary persons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 - one to do it and the other to comment on how it's symbolic of rape."

"A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. The cabbage was ahead, thefaucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up."

"My cousin is a total audiophile... He came as soon as he heard"

"A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all... Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide..."

"Guys! I demand you stop making jokes about 9/11! Its just plane wrong!"

"My wife said, ""You always blame everyone else when things go wrong"" I said..""And whose fault is that?"""