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Joke of the Day

"i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt hav any chicken so i fried a egg and now im waitig for it to hatch"

"I held the record for collecting Stephen King's books. Then I lost It."

"Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."

"Girl, are you a parking ticket? Because I want to throw you aside and forget about you forever."

"So a Korean man, a Syrian man, and a Mexican man are all in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration."

"A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ""I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts."" The bartender asks, ""Why the big pause?"""

"What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers."

"Bad porn is like bad spaghetti It's overdone, the noodles are soft, and it's *waaaaaaay* to saucy for my tastes."

"I suggested a threesome to my girlfriend. ""That's fine,"" she said, ""Just not with another girl."" ""OK then, I'll call up James and Daniel."" I replied."

"I haven't watched porn since last year The past 6 hours has been tough"