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Joke of the Day

"Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."

"I've always had trouble with school, but at least I could always make my friends laugh. I'm 25% funny and 85% bad at math."

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? The pilot. ^^^^^You ^^^^^racist ^^^^^fuck."

"LPT: The best time to stand behind someone is when they are watching something that makes them think it is their imagination."

"What's the difference between batman and a black man One can go into the store without robbin"

"How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall? B 52."

"What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints? an oxy-mormon. or, all of them."

"When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks? In the punchlines."

"Kidnapping is a dumb crime because you're literally forcing yourself to hang out with someone"

"For all the English lovers... The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."