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Joke of the Day

"I haven't watched porn since last year The past 6 hours has been tough"

"Why did Megan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan."

"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope!"

" Client not paid? Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away"

"I'm sick and tired of the jokes on this sub, so I'm going to kill my foot. Yeah, that's right. I'm putting my foot down."

"The name CONstitution sounds so negative. Since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' we should call it prosti..... oh wait."

"Women used to always call me ugly, until they find out how much money I make. Now they call me ugly and poor."

"What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo? HanDicaprio. ."

"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records... Then the librarian told me to take it out."

"I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit."