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Joke of the Day

"A trailer in a movie theater ended with ""November 20th"" and a guy loudly said, ""thats my birthday"" and a random guy said ""happy birthday"""

"Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water? Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side"

"Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row."

"What kind of jeans does mario wear ? Denim denim denim"

"Waddya get if you mix Canadian Club and Southern Comfort? What you most assuredly deserve"

"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls are."

"""They said 'You'll never amount to anything, you aren't handsome enough to be a star, you're too short, you can't sing, you're not funny enough'"" ""So anyway here's your medium Latte that'll be 3.79"""

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a politician? (NSFW) One will screw you in the asshole The other is an asshole screwing you"

"I used to have a student who suffered from suicidal thoughts but now I don't."