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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water? Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water."

"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram"

"Him: I love nerd girls Me: Did you know that having red beard hair happens if you only have 1 mutated MC1R gene? Him: no. not like that."

"Why is a firetruck red? You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far"

"What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup."

"Shaved my legs for the 1st time in forever today. It was like taking a bulldozer to the rainforest. Birds flying out, villagers scattering."

"Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing."

"Did you hear about the constipated math teacher's problem? She worked it out with a #2 pencil."

"I wanted to make a joke about the new Call of Duty... ...but there are already infinite of them So here's a Battlefield one instead"

"Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur."