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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls are."
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"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep......."
"Why girls want to be mermaids 1. No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra"
"[mission] CMDR: Did everyone sync their watches? ME: Yeah and now it doesn't work CMDR: What? Let me see ME: I can't...it's in the sink"
"George Bush is a pretty handsome man I would rate him 9/11"
"When a man falls off a boat, you say, ""Man overboard!"" What do you say when a woman falls off a boat? ""Full speed ahead!"""
"What is a rapists favourite vegetable? Beat-root"
"Why did Snow White go to bed? She was feeling Sleepy."
"The Navy should develop something based on ""gaydar"" that would allow ships & planes to recognize approaching objects."
"My dentist recommended I sleep with a mouth guard, but I'm skeptical insurance even covers who I sleep with."