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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls are."
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"Chuck Norris drives a solar powered car at night."
"Someone told me Harrison Ford is part Jewish. So it's fair to say, ""Han hammered first."""
"""...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..."" - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain"
"Finally got the ""Josh Duggar is good"" neck tattoo I've wanted for years, now let me just read today's news as I take a large sip of water..."
"How do you think bus driver interviews go? Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!"
"What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words? ""Watch this cause i'll only do it once."""
"I once met a guy who had a law fetish. He got off on a technicality."
"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: What would you like- ME: I'D LIKE TO CREATE A SHOW ABOUT DOGS COOKING PIZZAS SE: -on your sub? ME: PUPPERONI"