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Joke of the Day
"What's black and never works? Decaf coffee."
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"Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."
"A man walks into a brothel... and is approached by one of the whores. She greets him politely, asking, ""What can I do you for?"" to which the man replies, ""Money."""
"dont tell the delivery guy you're gonna Fuck the pizza. Don't tell delivery guy You're gonna fuck the Pizza ""Thank you i intend to Fu"
"What is green and smells like paint?!? Green paint."
"I like mixing laxatives and nitrous oxide on a regular basis, but it's OK... ...I only do it for shits and giggles."
"How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed."
"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again."
"""Come as you are. As you were. As I want you to be."" ~ Kurt Cobain, confusing party coordinator"
"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."