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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched? It was an explosive success"
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"Phantom cellphone vibrations are your dead ancestors calling you."
"You'll never believe how much this girl paid me to have sex with her...... One vagina."
"giv a man a fish adn he'll say ""wat is this i ordered a mcflurry"" teach a man to fish adn he'll say ""how ar u the manager of this mcdonalds"""
"If I was a doctor, every now and again I'd eat a giant burrito then give myself a sonogram."
"What is Homer Simpson's favorite rapper? A. Butter Finger"
"How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof? Just Juan...."
"Why does a dirvorce cost so much? Because it's worth it"
"What side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside."
"What does a guy with a big penis have for breakfast? Well, I had eggs for breakfast."