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Joke of the Day
"My enthusiasm knows bounds."
Next Joke
"When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?"
"If it's true that spiders are more scared of me than I am of them, why have I never seen a spider crawl away screaming like a little girl?"
"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."
"Why did the dog go to the vets? He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out."
"The grass looks greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit."
"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."
"I treat women well cause I'm a real man. Also, if I'm nice to them maybe they'll come over and kill this spider for me"
"I think I owe my vibrator a Valentines Day card."
"I need an app that shows oncoming traffic on my touch screen while I'm driving"