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Joke of the Day
"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."
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"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"[OC] Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? Because he lost interest."
"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a girl with a penis appeared."
"Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting ""Pieces of four""? Short John Silver!"
"What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."
"What do you call a group of sorority girls? A whorde."
"Everybody Knows. No one should have been upset when Whitney Houston died in her bathtub. Everybody knows black people can't swim."
"What did the doctor say to the angry midget? ""I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."""
"Snotty bitch in the elevator was looking down her nose at me. So I had to ask her, ""Lady, can I smell your pussy?"" Indignantly, she said, ""No, you may not!"" ""Oh, well, then it must be your feet!"""