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Joke of the Day
"How does a farmer count his cows?? with a Cowculator!!"
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"Being married to a photographer is depressing... ...they're always looking at the negatives."
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"How do you tell a good joke on reddit? Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!"
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"Me: Want to see me do The Robot? Friend: Sure. Me: Friend: Why aren't you moving? Me: Updating software."
"My wife gave birth to twin boys the other day. And I've decided to name them Jerry and Forgery."
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"Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you're gonna drug test me or not"
"How do you organize a party in space? You planet."