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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell a good joke on reddit? Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!"

"If 2 vegetarians argue... ... do they have beef?"

"If I see you being rude to a waitress, I'll spit in your food myself."

"Two Condoms Two condoms walk by a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in here and get shit-faced."""

"""Heh. This guy doesn't even know I ate his candy bar."", Tom snickered."

"What do you call an anorexic girl that has a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive."

"Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper"

"What did the redditor say to the repost? Upvote!"

"As my friend confessed, ""My teenage daughter never even talks to me,"" I struggled to conceal my jealousy."