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Joke of the Day

"What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda? At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes"

"""Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."" --Guy who doesn't understand how sleep works"

"The Pirate Bay's founders go to jail, while the folks who make guns & cigarettes eat caviar in yachts. Legal system working as intended."

"What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther."

"Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? ""So retro!"", you'd think as you were vaporized."

"How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?"

"My wife reckons that recently I have become an awkward, arrogant cunt, and she just can't understand me. Seems like my French classes are going really well."

"I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all."

"What do you call an intoxicated midget? A little drunk."

"The worst part of being named Michael is repeatedly being broken up with via a text that states *drops Mike*"