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Joke of the Day
"Mum, why do people in our family die so suddenly? Mum? Mum??? MUUUUM!!!!!!!!"
Next Joke
"TIL back in the day there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y."
"Why is boxing the gayest sport in the world? Because you have two shirtless men in silk shorts fighting over a purse."
"Parents: Stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up."
"If you ever feel uncomfortable in your body, just remember that Pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money."
"My Nephew's pet chicken died. I couldn't help asking if the funeral will be fried or roasted."
"All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together."
"What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."
"I wear a cape when I'm driving so if I get pulled over the cop will think I'm going somewhere to fight crime."
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump."