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Joke of the Day
"Mum, why do people in our family die so suddenly? Mum? Mum??? MUUUUM!!!!!!!!"
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"Before listening to your opinions on current events, I'm going to first need to check your DVR recordings for reality TV dating shows."
"humpy dumpy yo mom is like humpy dumpy first she gets hump then she gets dumped"
"I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. "
"All night long I dreamed that I was a pumpkin. When I woke up, my sister was pregnant."
"A man is taking a picture of a koala This has some really great koalaty"
"Age 15: I wanna live in a mansion Age 25: Ok a big house, in a nice neighborhood Age 35: *googles 'Best Months to Live Outside'*"
"How do you know your at a gay bbq? Hotdogs taste like shit"
"these raccoons are a bad influence on me"
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face."