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Joke of the Day

"Dad, I'm cold.. Dad : Go stand in the corner son. Son: why? Dad: because its 90 degrees"

"Thank you, student loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you ."

"Love is a lot like magic, both are fake and there's always some asshole trying to ruin the illusion for you."

"physics gives me a large hadron."

"PornHub removed my sex tape They told me to try Vine"

"Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese? It was for the grater good."

"In America she's called ""Miley"" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called ""What America would be like if it were a person""."

"Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off..."

"What do you call an old Mexican woman? A bean bag."

"There are more Jews than Native Americans... I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans"