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Joke of the Day
"Thank you, student loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you ."
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"How awkward would it have been for coach if he put in Air Bud and they lost."
"What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner? Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already."
"Everyone lectures Americans about our politics.. We use our military to lecture the rest of the world's on theirs."
"Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
"A brightly-colored van drives slowly down our street. Kids gather excitedly. It is the Edible Arrangements truck. We are all betrayed."
"Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok"
"Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes it's very newt tricious!"
"What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer."
"The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."