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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? A: Coagulations!"

"To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night, I'm not letting you out!"

"Why do women have short feet? So they can stand closer to the sink"

"My uncle Terry told me not to worry, that love would find a way, but on the other hand he once took a shit in a hammock"

"What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu? Don't stick around to find out!"

"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."

"My wife and I recently became feminists But since I'm a guy I'm a little better at it than she is."

"My long-term goal is to change the world, so I step on a lot of butterflies."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get their legs apart"

"Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it."