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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? A: Coagulations!"

"If I died & went straight to hell it would probably take me 2 or 3 weeks before I realized I wasn't at work anymore."

"Computer problems can be solved with duct tape if you apply it directly to the mouth of the person asking you to help fix their computer."

"Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay? Thoreau editing."

"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? Nope, but it sure can jump higher than the twin towers."

"""It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."" But it takes much longer to get to England on a rowboat."

"What's better than a dozen roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."

"At the water cooler, just ""accidentally"" splashed my pants to hide some pee. This Christmas, I'll give the office a chocolate fountain."

"I like my women like I like my food. Existent."

"Perhaps the darkest joke of all time. What happens when the sun goes down? It gets dark."