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Joke of the Day

"There are more Jews than Native Americans... I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans"

"""Better out than in,"" my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Terrible heart surgeon."

"What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'? Is it: A) Holy Loaf B) Sacred Baguette Or C) Naan of the above"

"What game do old black people play? Blingo!"

"""I wanted to lose 10 lbs. this year.... only 13 lbs. to go!"""

"What do you get when you cross my mom and my dad? I don't know but my dad said it was a mistake :D"

"I know a girl named Penny But because of inflation, she is going to change her name to Nickel soon."

"If we were really supposed to give up alcohol or Lent, they wouldn't have put St. Patrick's Day in the middle of it."

"Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go."

"If you date a Chinese girl and you don't want to meet her parents, you're doing it Wong."