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Joke of the Day

"There's a new channel called DOG TV that offers 24 hours of programming to entertain dogs while their owners are gone. My dog doesn't want to watch TV I just got him an iPad."

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!"

"Why does Donald Trump love all colors? He heard all colors add up to white."

"Why don't shrimp give anything to charity? Because they're shellfish."

"16 and pregnant should be followed by 26 and sucking c**k for crack."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling."

"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A miner."

"I'm going to get a job at a liquor store just so I can card people & see who's lying about how much they weigh on their ID."

"""Haha those 'said no one ever' jokes are pretty funny"" -said no one ever"

"So, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs walk into a bar... and I got sued for millions because I used both of their names in the same sentence."