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Joke of the Day

"There's a new channel called DOG TV that offers 24 hours of programming to entertain dogs while their owners are gone. My dog doesn't want to watch TV I just got him an iPad."

"Cat puns freak meowt"

"I want to give you guys my best dad joke... ...but I'm afraid you won't give it back."

"Corny Joke I Heard On The Radio What did the one fish in the tank say to the other? ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"A man walked into a bar... I ducked."

"Why don't Mexican's cross the border in three's? Because it says no *tres*passing"

"two Odessa women fall out with each other: - Oh, you old whore! - Sarah! I do not understand, what's age got to do with It ?!"

"Knock Knock who's there? to to who? to whom."

"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River..."

"One of Hillary Clinton's personal emails... [deleted]"