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Joke of the Day

"two Odessa women fall out with each other: - Oh, you old whore! - Sarah! I do not understand, what's age got to do with It ?!"

"Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge."

"I used to think an ocean of soda existed. Turns out it was just Fanta sea."

"Damn girl, are you Obama? Cuz you know all my passwords, look through my phone, and spend my money on useless shit!"

"Why did simbas father die in lion king? Because he couldn't Mufasa."

"Female Viagra Why has it taken so long to get a female version of Viagra? They couldn't get the women to agree on the color for the pill."

"My niece was born with no eyelids, bless her heart, but the doctors were able to replace them with surgically removed foreskin... Only side effect is she's a little cock-eyed now."

"All this Reddit drama lately. That's the joke."

"What do you call the useless piece of skin on the dick? The man"

"When hoes say, new year new me... they really mean new guys, new dick."