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Joke of the Day

"Corny Joke I Heard On The Radio What did the one fish in the tank say to the other? ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"I have a dream... That one day handicap people will be able to park wherever they want."

"My wife just put lipstick on. She only does this on special occasions...you know what's next fellas..... We're going to church."

"You hear about the moneyless porn star that started selling double-ended dildos? She was just trying to make ends meet."

"TIFU by serving a hasidic man a footlong Italian BMT. Oops, wrong sub."

"Why do cannibals like doing puzzles? Because it reminds them of how they eat One piece at a time"

"Just had sex in an Apple Orchard. I came in cider."

"What did one tile say when the other tile offered it a glass of port? No thanks, it's bad for my grout."

"Two gallons of milk sat within a fridge One was spoiled and the other was chocolate. Where did the spoiled milk sit? On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit? In the back."

"If the number 666 is considered evil... ...is the number 999 is considered LIVE?"