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Joke of the Day
"I'd say 6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down."
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"How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue."
"Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream"
"To ensure that my wife will truly miss me when I go on trips, right before I leave I put a few spiders in the bedroom."
"Bought myself some of that ""oasis soup"" You get a roll with it"
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain."
"A bird in the hand is worth two... Years in prison if you get caught doing it in public."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choke*"
"Never date a philosophy major My last girlfriend was one and she spent most of her time trying to prove that I didn't exist"
"How do you confuse a Republican? Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag"