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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain."
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"I bought my friend an elephant for their room They said ""Thank you"" I said ""Don't mention it"""
"When I run the media, ""blue"" and ""red"" states will be renamed ""Crate & Barrel"" and ""Cracker Barrel"" states."
"PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net."
"Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days."
"What do French stoners smoke? Oui-d"
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says How do you drive this thing"
"Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying? Because he thought he was melting."
"What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal? Half Calf"
"When I go to Starbucks, I tell them my name is Marco. When my drink is ready and they call my name, I just keep saying Polo."