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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay."
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"LPT: If at first you don't succeed Repost in another sub"
"How do you call Kanye West's pizza? Cheezy Jeezy."
"I wish IKEA was more like Lego.. on the back of the box it would show you 4 other things you could make from the same materials."
"What did the digital clock say to it's Mother? ""Look Ma, no hands!"""
"this guys with premature ejaculation problems Just comes out of nowhere"
"She died doing what she loved: driving while taking a photo of a license plate that had 69 in it"
"Where does a Mexican store his food? Hispantry"
"I wanna give a shoutout to the sidewalks For keeping people off the streets."
"WIFE: You can't tell kids they're grounded anymore ME: Why not? W: They weren't our kids M: You did see how badly they packed our groceries?"