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Joke of the Day

"My 9 year old son - ""If I ever get Bieber fever, just let the fever kill me."""

"(NSFW) What is the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich. I Don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it."

"How far away is the US Army's website? Just a few klicks away."

"I might be overreacting, but being forced to scroll past other countries in a drop down menu makes me want to start a world war."

"new shoes, new outlook on life. I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all week."

"picked up a bag of 98% reduced fat chips at the store today there were only 2 damn chips in the bag"

"If comedy is tragedy plus time... The holocaust is the funniest thing ever."

"Sex can burn 200 calories an hour. I better go on a diet."

"Me and my horse walked into a bar... The bartender said, ""Why the wrong case?"""

"What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships? ""Have a good one, son."""