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Joke of the Day

"Why does Bruce Willis always play the bald guy?"

"Did you hear the joke about the bees? Its a bit long to tell you now but I asure you it was very honey!"

"why did the Mexican man push his wife off of a clif? to-quila"

"Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's? He heard boys' pants were half off."

"almost called my teacher ""mom,"" but I caught myself after ""mo"" and added an ""n."" I had to pretend I was Jamaican for the rest of the year."

"Here's another great Ellen Pao Joke [deleted]"

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaahh"

"I used to play hard to get until I realized that I was hard to want"

"Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" ... There's the door. I will show myself out."

"No officer I didn't mean to run him over. Yes I saw him but I thought he was my ex, and clearly he is not my ex."