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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman like in his drink? Just ice"
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"My mother said fetch me a glass of water... My mother said ""fetch me a glass of water"" and I said ""no"" my mom said ""I bore you for nine months!"" So I said ""you bore me every time you speak!"""
"""john could tell that emily was getting tired of him narrating their date"""
"Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas? They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal."
"Sometimes I wake up grouchy sometimes I let her sleep"
"What do you call a bad cow joke? Udderly terrible!"
"[OC] What type of music do Irish people listen to? Pubstep"
"when you drink too much, you may get whiskey dick. a less well known concern is when you use painkillers, however, and you get poppy-cock"
"Other than THAT Ms. Lincoln, how was the play?"
"What did they say to the doctor that wanted to sew his own stitches? ""Suture self!"""