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Joke of the Day

"Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas? They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal."

"I'm coming out of the closet. Not that! I mean her husband finally left for work."

"Q: Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? A: Because he's married."

"Have you heard about the type of hay made from oak leaves? Apparently it's OK"

"My dog is sleeping soundly now that I've removed myself from his king sized bed."

"I bet we can get into some serious Treble together."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? The pizza can feed a family of 4."

"I just swallowed a whole box of scrabble pieces... My next shit could spell disaster"

"England 1 - 2 Iceland Credits to Iceland though, can't take that away."

"Superpoer Friend: If you could only own one super power what would it be? Me: USSR"