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Joke of the Day
"[OC] What type of music do Irish people listen to? Pubstep"
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"My grandpa told me this before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"""Spirits, are you there?"" [ouija board] IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT ""Damn it, we've held a seaonce again!"""
"Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer? Because he dosen't have a plot."
"What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!"
"Alzheimer's cop: do you know why I pulled you over?"
"If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside."
"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day anal sex makes your hole weak."
"Hit me baby, one more time. Chris Brown should date Britney Spears."
"I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US"