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Joke of the Day
"What did they say to the doctor that wanted to sew his own stitches? ""Suture self!"""
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"How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire? They only wanna go down on her once a month"
"Yesterday I tried to catch the fog... Mist."
"ant-man: im here to stop u bad guy: [pulls out a can of Raid] ant-man: motherf"
"Ladies what's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"
"When you clean a vacuum cleaner You become a vacuum cleaner"
"She asked if I wanted to eat ass... I said no because it'll taste like shit"
"Working in an Action Man factory pays very well indeed... You can make six figures in an hour."
"Modern art is easy to understand If you left poop at the door, rang the bell, and ran away - it's installation. If you rang the bell and then deposited the poop- it's performance."
"""For I am Christ the Redeemer, He Who Saves!""- Jesus, using his coupons."