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Joke of the Day
"What did they say to the doctor that wanted to sew his own stitches? ""Suture self!"""
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"Text from mom: How's my baby girl? Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much"
"Thought of this while making dinner Want to hear a joke about location? Nevermind. You had to be there"
"I have Tourettes you fucking bitch."
"My friend recently bought a home near me at a local skimming pond It's only a stones throw away."
"What's a redditors favorite Imagine Dragons song GOLD!"
"My friend started a beer company named ""Dilla"" So I went to the store and bought a case a Dilla."
"Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks."
"anything is possible with the right attitude and a sledgehammer"
"Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine? The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!"