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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bad cow joke? Udderly terrible!"
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"Waiter there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three."
"I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven't had the chance to think of first..."
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"
"Why don't my dog and my cat get along? She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!"
"The best way to get a job is to hold the other person's hand through the interview. If you don't get hired, no worries. You made a friend."
"I was driving on the highway and seen a sign that read ""Next Rest Area, 10 Miles"" That's a pretty big rest area"
"How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment."
"What does Christopher Nolan call a movie with a baby within a baby within a baby . . . Conception."
"A young woman walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms. Don't want to get pregnant? Says the cashier. ""Nope, my boyfriend doesn't want any shit on his cock."""