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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have I'm not going to tell you."

"Chinese takeout Chinese food to go $15. Gas to go pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of my containers.... Riceless."

"What do you call a carnivore get-together? a meat-up"

"When Chuck Norris finishes a joke ... It's called a roundhouse kick line."

"the new #ipad is #smaller and the new ipone is longer. these gadgts are becoming better, in my opinion Posted by PutsGadgetsUpAss at 11:09am"

"On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird? You don't want to know."

"When all else fails burn shit, people will forget how much of a failure you are when they see stuff on fire."

"A hoes favorite line is, Don't judge me, you don't know what I been thru'.....Yeah I do, a lot of d*ck."

"why didn't Maria go to prom? she had no Juan to go with"

"getting my loan approved at the bank by lying on my back and executing a series of flawless air kicks right there in the lobbby"