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Joke of the Day

"A hoes favorite line is, Don't judge me, you don't know what I been thru'.....Yeah I do, a lot of d*ck."

"For every cigarette you smoke God takes away 1 year of your life and gives it to Hugh Hefner."

"What has 2 legs and looses a lot of blood? Half a dog"

"My mom was supposed to die in the 9/11 incident.. I think - Anthony Jeselnik"

"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy who's pushing it."

"What is a priest's favorite snack? Little boysenberries."

"Which athletes will not get Zika at Rio 2016? Those on Team Great Britain, because they'll leave."

"Why did Americans go to the moon? They heard Indians had land there."

"What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes back from the camp."

"My 1-year-old stabbed a stuffed animal with a broken plastic spoon. She learned to fight in prison."