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Joke of the Day

"getting my loan approved at the bank by lying on my back and executing a series of flawless air kicks right there in the lobbby"

"What do you get if you rub an eggplant? A little aubergenie"

"Who do you call when your x wing is stolen The poelice"

"I think it's about time Taylor Swift wrote a song and called it ""Maybe I am The Problem""."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a drink and a mop"""

"What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings? Jihad a chance, and you blew it."

"My wife is extremely pissed off At least my girlfriend understands"

"Mankind has made a lot of mistakes, some of them truly monstrous. The Holocaust. Slavery. Calling it a ""corn maze"" and not a ""maize maze."""

"I take offense to this subreddit... ...and use it to keep the animals out."

"After realizing that I was living a boring, directionless, and empty life, I went to South Korea.. to go Seoul searching."