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Joke of the Day

"the new #ipad is #smaller and the new ipone is longer. these gadgts are becoming better, in my opinion Posted by PutsGadgetsUpAss at 11:09am"

"When I said ""I was afraid of the dentist"", I meant the bill."

"What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !"

"Whats worse than ants in your pants? Your uncle."

"What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds!"

"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? I can't gargle sand."

"I'm curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle when they're taking it out of their cars too?"

"Honey, can we skip that wedding this weekend? ""What? Why?"" It sounds boring and there's no way that couple makes it.. ""It's OUR wedding!"""

"I look in a mirror and wonder what became of the eager, wide-eyed boy with the world in front of him, then figure by the size of me I ate him."

"What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled milk."