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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a carnivore get-together? a meat-up"

"From what I hear about time spent with abortion doctor's they're really not all that bad Many patients have claimed it's really brought the kid out in them."

"Sad to think it's been three years since Notorious B.I.G. would have died of heart disease anyway."

"A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins."

"muppets cannot die and nobody else seems to be worried about this"

"In the spirit of bipartisanship and cooperation, I think Trump should offer Hillary Clinton an important role in his administration... Like the ambassadorship to Libya"

"In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed"

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face."

"Why is Jesus Christ gay? Because he was nailed by guys."

"What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!"