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Joke of the Day

"On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird? You don't want to know."

"Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game? Its in case he gets a hole-in-one."

"(NSFW) I was eating pussy when... I tasted horse semen. It was only then that I realized how my sister had died."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice."

"We've all heard of Whistler's Mother.... But what about Whistler's Father? I guess you could say that he's out of the picture."

"Have you been injured in a car accident? call 555-bottom-feeders. We will do anything for money."

"What is headache ? 5 minutes talk to wife."

"How are one night stands like savings accounts? ...you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest."

"What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha Ching"

"I have 6 locks on my door. When I leave, I lock 3. So no matter how long somebody tries to pick the locks, they are always locking 3. Suckas"