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Joke of the Day

"On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird? You don't want to know."

"I pledged to pick up 10 pieces of trash on Tuesday. So, I'm going to Walmart to see if anyone needs a ride. *adds humanitarian to resume"

"Where does the vampire deposit his savings? In the blood bank. And why did he like to deposit his savings there? Because everyone there helped increase his savings."

"How do you know a moth is gay? Its balls are deep in the closet."

"You know you're ugly when.... it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera. (add your own)"

"Oral Sex: A taste of things to come"

"Jaws How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff? She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach"

"My drug dealer is hilarious... he cracks me up"

"Why is Nixon a bad chef? Because he is not a cook."

"So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."